U.S. President Donald Trump welcomes King Charles III to the White House for a state dinner on April 28, 2026 in Washington, DC.

• King Charles III used dry British wit during his Washington visit, joking about the 1814 burning of the White House and sharing Anglo-American history while addressing Congress and attending a state dinner.
• The 77-year-old monarch’s humour provided a stark contrast to President Trump’s brash style, reminiscent of his late mother Queen Elizabeth II’s diplomatic charm.
• From the Boston Tea Party to “speaking French” comebacks and football versus soccer jabs—here are King Charles’ best quips from his high-stakes US visit.

King Charles III made gentle fun of the shared history between Britain and the United States on Tuesday during his high-stakes visit to the US to patch up transatlantic ties.

The British monarch addressed Congress and spoke at a state dinner hosted by US President Donald Trump at the White House. The 77-year-old king’s humour was a contrast to the brash American leader and reminiscent of his mother's dry wit, the late Queen Elizabeth II.

Here are his top quips:

Bringing down the house

“I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing, Mr President, following your visit to Windsor Castle last year,” Charles said at the state dinner.

“I am sorry to say that we British, of course, made our own small attempt at real-estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814,” he added, to much laughter from the room.

British troops set fire to the White House and other public buildings in August 1814 as part of the Burning of Washington.

Playing the Wilde card

Speaking to Congress, Charles broke the ice with a quote from Irish author, poet and playwright Oscar Wilde to make a point about the “special relationship” between the United States and Britain.

“Our destinies as nations have been interlinked. As Oscar Wilde said, ‘We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language!’”

Life of the party

Just before his dinner toast, Charles quoted a Shakespearean plea for peace – but ended with a winking reference.

“Thank you, Mr President and Mrs Trump, for your splendid dinner this evening, which, may I say, is a very considerable improvement on the Boston Tea Party,” he said, referring to the 1773 act of defiance where protesters dumped tea into Boston Harbour.

Two Georges

Speaking to Congress, Charles referred to the potent symbolism of the American capital city.

“This is a city which symbolises a period in our shared history, or what Charles Dickens might have called A Tale of Two Georges: the first president, George Washington, and my five times great-grandfather, King George III,” he said.

“King George, as you know, never set foot in America. And please rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, I am not here as part of some cunning rearguard action.”

We call it football

Millions of fans are set to visit the United States, Canada and Mexico in June for the first-ever World Cup shared by three nations.

Charles, as Head of the Commonwealth, noted at the state dinner that, “In just a few weeks, the United States and Canada will be among those to welcome the world as hosts of the FIFA World Cup. So in one sense, Mr President, as heads of state, we are joint hosts.”

“We call this game, by the way, football,” he added.

Speaking French

At the dinner, Charles referenced previous comments by Trump aimed at European allies he accuses of freeloading on defence since World War II.

“You recently commented, Mr President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German,” the British monarch said.

“Dare I say that, if it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking French.”

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